morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

phlilester:

spoken-not-written:

whoever invented cramps is an asshole

ur an 18 year old boy

NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER

the lady pocket region

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

nosdrinker:

lilraisins:

whats a drinking game i can play by myself

alcoholism

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punnier:

that fufu lame shit, i aint with it

i’ll send some shots at yo fitted

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swag bitch

citgo:

rosaparking:

GRAPES ARE DISGUSTING

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purplerupees:

Mario and Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter  Games is such a great game. It lets me live out my wildest fantasy.

purplerupees:

Mario and Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games is such a great game. It lets me live out my wildest fantasy.

acousticsandy:

remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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THIS IS IMPORTANT.

how to deal with your kid being trans

verifiedofficial:

ohnoomo:

eggacademy:

1. buy them new clothes and other accessories to make them feel more comfortable
2. slam dunk the old clothes into the nearest donation center where they belong
3. respect your child’s identity and use whatever name and pronouns they want you to use

Did you mean how to be a good parent

Well, if your kid isn’t trans they might not appreciate you donating all their clothes.

I’ve come to accept it. I am a placeholder. I’m there while they need me. I give them my all. I take care of them when they’re down and when they realize they’ve used me up and they’ve found someone better they disregard me. There’s nothing I can do im stuck in the cycle.

You’re not my boss. You’re one of my hobbies.
Clara Oswald, s8 e2 ‘Into the Dalek’ (via doctorwho)

gingerchic333:

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

Hell we’re just about to start September