if a fight breaks out and no one yells “worldstar” did it ever really happen?
White People: The Saga Continues
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
CANADA JUST LIKE FULL GAY
don’t let dogs lick your fucking mouth
Why does this even have any notes I love dog kisses I kiss my dog more than I kiss human beings
you dont kiss humans cause ya breff smell like dog balls
I FEEL SO STUPID
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.
no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
OH MY FUCKING GOD
that’s the spirit
apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so